(Source: mohamedfekry)
My beliefs
When I tell people them, which is rarely and usually provoked by them, they ask me what if there really is an afterlife and a god? and honestly I’d think it’d be fucking hilarious if I died and I was just standing there in front of him/her/it or whatever.. I’d just say “you got meee… alright show me to the basement.. how does this work.. is there an elevator or stairs or what”
I’m shocked. That’s truly revolting. Watts wrong with this world?
i want this man to be my friend.
